return of the king
He’s the only one that could
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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
runner up
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an interesting take on this from matt braly, creator of amphibia
Imagine being a business that has managed to get THE MAXIMUM NUMBER OF CUSTOMERS IT IS POSSIBLE TO HAVE, and you’ve managed to make it so this is a bad thing.
You did it. That’s late stage capitalism in one sentence.
“What was promised as infinite growth proved to be finite” feels like a very concise summary of every business person ever everywhere.
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I am once again thinking about digging holes
It’s so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification
I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable
I need a man who looks at me the way Kiku looks at my hand when it’s time for pets
“fidget toys are for kids” oh is that so? Hey nice balls btw you mind if I just